Come on, Dave. Enough is enough, already. You were supposed to be here two days ago, but still nothing.
Thing is, Sam and I are planning a trip for next month, and we were hoping you'd be more than just a couple weeks old at that point. We're going to San Francisco for a few days, then we're going to drive up the coast to Portland, OR for a week or so. We'd really like you to be at least somewhat conscious during the trip, and you probably won't be if you're two weeks (or more) late.
Come on, dude. Let's get going.
